Don't Eat The Brown Acid
As I was driving home last night, I noticed that to my right there appeared to be a horse trotting along the other side of the road. I immediately started thinking that I probably should call some sort of authority (though I couldn't decide which one) and alert them that said horse was loose, because, you know, that could be potentially dangerous for surrounding humans as well as the horse. I drove a little further up the road only to realise that it was not in fact a stray horse, but a curved white fence to the side of the road.
I know.
I thought it too.
I know.
I thought it too.
posted by I Am Man I Am You. at 9:29 AM
6 Comments:
When you see a fennce that looks like a horse - it's a glitch in the Matrix; means they changed something.
Horse fence man, horse fence man,
Seeing horse fences wherever he can!
In his car, when he drives,
If he has a crash, hope he survives,
Look out! It's the horse fence man!
I couldn't really respond to this in any other way but in haiku
Driving in my car,
Horses mesmersing me,
Shit, I hit a fence.
I must say, I am particularly impressed with the high level of creativity and penmanship of these responses. Haiku gets me every time though. Bravo skinflute. Bravo.
Haiku makes me happy,
It would seem it does you to.
3 cheers for Haiku.
Ok, I will stop now
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