Are You Old Enough
You'll have to forgive me for the over-share on this one, but it's a story I feel compelled to relate.
I went to the doctor this morning to get (what I thought was) a skin cancer checked out. It had been growing steadily and changing colour and the like, so you know, I thought better to be safe than sorry.
After examining said blemish, the good doctor informed me that it wasn't a skin cancer, but in fact some sort of skin anomaly who's name I have no hope of ever pronouncing. After he hit it with the liquid nitrogen gun (which stung like a bitch I might add), I asked him to explain what it exactly was, and after he repeated the convoluted medical explanation, he hit me with the knockout blow -
"It's you know, just an age spot."
An age spot.
I went to the doctor this morning to get (what I thought was) a skin cancer checked out. It had been growing steadily and changing colour and the like, so you know, I thought better to be safe than sorry.
After examining said blemish, the good doctor informed me that it wasn't a skin cancer, but in fact some sort of skin anomaly who's name I have no hope of ever pronouncing. After he hit it with the liquid nitrogen gun (which stung like a bitch I might add), I asked him to explain what it exactly was, and after he repeated the convoluted medical explanation, he hit me with the knockout blow -
"It's you know, just an age spot."
An age spot.
Ravages of Age - 1
Me - 0
Me - 0
posted by I Am Man I Am You. at 7:45 PM
2 Comments:
areyoufuckingserious?
I thought you were going to say it was just a zit.
Spewing.
He he... You vain bugger. Always happy to hear that it isn't the other though.
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