It's All Those Little Things

I'd like to know when we decided that instead of writing 'diet' on diet type drinks, we changed it to 'light'. Last week I accidentally bought a bottle of diet cranberry juice instead of regular cranberry juice, because the word 'diet' was no where to be seen on the bottle. I must have missed the meeting where we decided to kowtower to people who feel that the word 'diet' written on their beverage of choice makes them feel inferior. Who the fuck enjoys the taste of phenylalanine anyway? Go on an actual diet if you're that committed to losing weight.



Sorry.



It's Sunday afternoon.



I fucking hate Sunday afternoon.